The bite

When I saw her trying to park in the same place I wanted to, she got into my nerves and made me so mad. When I get mad the only thing I can do is trying to concentrate to not to bite. When I get mad I need to bite. 

That woman distract me so I had to drag her finger off.
I could not imagine how strong my jaws are. I blocked myself so I ran away with her finger in my mouth.

One week later I went for a walk and I saw my picture hung on every lamppost advising:
           
              "Wanted, biter girl".

Una mujer pierde un dedo por robarle el aparcamiento a otra

He met his match.

     Alejandro and Casilda have been madly in love for three years. It`s monday morning and Alejandro has been sitting in the canteen of Ces Don Bosco university thinking about Casilda.

     He sent her a message last night telling her that he wanted to break up. It´s 9 o`clock and Casilda has not shown up for class. The police have arrived to speak to Alejandro. Casilda has disappeared and the police have been told that Alejandro has been acting strange recently...

                            




                                    

Deep screams

Saturday morning. Adrian and I are taking a walk looking for areas in which to play paintball. I've never played, but he says it's great and I should try it... I love him and it looks fun, so I don't put objections. Suddenly, we heard screams, we are scared.

- Help, please!

I feel chills, we run following the screams. We find a well. I cannot believe that there is someone there... We peek the head - with fear. In the background, we see two very frightened children, crying out for we removed them from there.

We cannot get them - I think - but wanted to get me in there to comfort them. We called the police. 15 minutes later the police, fire and ambulance appear. They removed them, they seems be fine. We talked to the police. We go before the press arrives, we don’t want problems.

Encuentran vivos en un pozo de Algete a los dos niños desaparecidos

Awkward

Caroline and Robert were in psychology of education class at Ces Don Bosco University when a boy from the other class came in.

He was insane, nervous and crying, it seemed that something really weird had happened.

The colour of their ceiling.

Trying to catch her breath, staring at her bedroom ceiling, she asked:

—What colour would you like? 

>>Green? Greeen? Greeeen! Greeen, green, greeen. Green, greeen, greeen…  When I want you in my aaarms... 

Suddenly, he opened his eyes and said:

—Sorry, I’d fallen asleep. Which colour where you talking about? I’d love it red!…

St. Patrick´s day

Julia was in her Philosophy class when a girl from another class came in.

She was all dressed in green and her attitude was too strange. Something really weird had happened.

When the whole class staring at her, she shouted:

"Am I the only one who had realized that today is St. Patrick´s?".

Desillusioned

Disappointed, Miriam followed the red car down to the lake, where they stopped. Then, she took a gun and two people were killed. The police came but it was too late because she was also killed - by herself. She had left just a couple of words: "He won´t trick anyone else".

The green side

Once upon a time a squirrel with her red cap in the Madrid’s center on St. Patrick's Day and all give her a dirty look. Suddenly, a green shamrock dragon appears and burns her hat... And the dragon, while he pulls a green cap from a rear flake, adds: "With this green hat you're ready."