Awkward

Caroline and Robert were in psychology of education class at Ces Don Bosco University when a boy from the other class came in.

He was insane, nervous and crying, it seemed that something really weird had happened.

The colour of their ceiling.

Trying to catch her breath, staring at her bedroom ceiling, she asked:

—What colour would you like? 

>>Green? Greeen? Greeeen! Greeen, green, greeen. Green, greeen, greeen…  When I want you in my aaarms... 

Suddenly, he opened his eyes and said:

—Sorry, I’d fallen asleep. Which colour where you talking about? I’d love it red!…

St. Patrick´s day

Julia was in her Philosophy class when a girl from another class came in.

She was all dressed in green and her attitude was too strange. Something really weird had happened.

When the whole class staring at her, she shouted:

"Am I the only one who had realized that today is St. Patrick´s?".

Desillusioned

Disappointed, Miriam followed the red car down to the lake, where they stopped. Then, she took a gun and two people were killed. The police came but it was too late because she was also killed - by herself. She had left just a couple of words: "He won´t trick anyone else".

The green side

Once upon a time a squirrel with her red cap in the Madrid’s center on St. Patrick's Day and all give her a dirty look. Suddenly, a green shamrock dragon appears and burns her hat... And the dragon, while he pulls a green cap from a rear flake, adds: "With this green hat you're ready."

Hanna

Hanna was an exceptionally gifted girl who was far too tired of all that “We should make Maths fun” crap.

That morning, she stood up in front of her teacher, took a deep breath and said:

—I haven’t done my assignment because I'm bored!

     (¡Mamaaá, mamaaá! ¡Mira cuantízimaz cuentas he hecho!).

The walking ant.

One morning, Mother Mª Antonia met an ant while she was walking down the corridor of the university, and she asked it: “How did you get here?” The ant replied: “Walking! What else?” Since that day, they always go for a walk together.

Adverbs matter

—I'm getting sick of your always-never-ever-rarely-seldom moaning!

»I've been never good at adverbs and you know it! And that's why you're always trying to laugh at me! Because I rarely went to your grammar classes and I seldom, if ever, paid attention to all that literary babbling you taught so nicely!

A walk in the park

Every time they had a fight and John tried to persuade Liza to go for a "walk in the park" in front of the university where they fell in love she gave him the same dirty look.


That night, he decided he would go alone.

Lost

In their grammar class, Mary looked at Pablo and asked:

—How do you spell it, "l-u-s-t" or "l-o-s-t"?

Pablo smiled gently while staring at her eyes for a few seconds an said:

—Both!